Let's get awesome," reads the outside of the Crazy Taxi machine, along with other lines of mistranslated gibberish. Somehow it sums up the game perfectly. Choose a driver, grab a customer, and proceed to get them to their location in the fastest time while driving up the fare as much as possible. Did I mention that these customers love it when you drive fast, hit jumps, spin the car around, or just barely miss other cars? Crazy indeed, but awesome.